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March 29, 2008
PHILIP
“Wow, you look really pissed off; I hope it’s not something I did; I wouldn’t want to be on your bad side when you’re looking the way you do right now.”
TONY
“No way, you’d hear from me about anything like that, that’s for sure.”
It’s my friend I’ve been telling you about. So he gets his welfare cheque, he promises me, he really promises me that he’s gonna use the money to feed himself and get a room. Next thing you know, he’s spend it all on crack and he’s got nothing left. Probably got 3 eight-balls with the dough. Now of course he wants me to help him. How’s he gonna get out of his situation if he can’t be a bit responsible, you know what I mean?”
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Posted in cause and effect, classical mechanics, cocaine, crack, eight-ball, friend, homelessness, Newtonian mechanics, promises, responsibility, waste, welfare | 2 Comments »
November 27, 2007
PHILIP
“You are really looking pale and tired this morning.”
TONY
“Yeah well I couldn’t sleep all night. Couldn’t stop coughing so I just laid there. I’m coaching a friend of mine.”
PHILIP
“What do you mean by ‘coaching’ ?”
TONY
“He’s got himself hooked so I’m trying to help him. I think I can help this guy.”
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Posted in addiction, coaching, cocaine, coke, coughing, Eric Clapton, executive coaching, Freud, friend, get down, help, lifestyle coaching, pneumonia, psychoanalysis, sleep, tired | 2 Comments »
November 21, 2007
TONY
“I know everybody thinks Bush has lost it upstairs but also you know, I meet a lot of Yanks and most of them are nice and decent people when you get to talk to them. And they’re spittin’ mad — same as us about Vietnam — I mean Iraq — and they can’t stand Bush just like we Canadians can’t.”
PHILIP
“And your point is …?”
TONY
“Well, someone just reminded me that it was American Thanksgiving on Thursday. It just made me think we should be giving thanks for having Americans as neighbours, even if their government’s run by a bunch of cocaine addicts. You gotta remember that America saved our ass a few times in history.”
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August 16, 2007
TONY
“Did I ever tell you about this guy who tossed me a quarter and he says to me:, ‘I hope you aren’t gonna use that for cocaine.’ So I say ‘excuse me,’ and then said to him that I didn’t use cocaine and he could take back his quarter if he wanted.
“Then he comes back another time and says that he was wrong to say what he said.
“You know, now we’re best buddies.”
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Homeless Man Speaks 