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This morning, Tony got the chair

June 2, 2009

Tony unlocking his chair - June 2 2009

PHILIP
“Oh, so this is where you’re keeping your new chair. Looks like the lock is tougher than the chair.”

TONY
“You bet it is. Y’see, if someone tries to pinch it, they’ll just destroy the chair, so what’s the point, if you know what I mean.”

Unseated from post

February 17, 2009

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PHILIP
“Hey, where’d your chair go?”

TONY
“The city took it. They cut the lock off the light post and took my chair away. I don’t know, maybe someone complained. Anyway, I’m back to sitting on on one of those milk cases.

“You know what they say: ‘You win a few, you a lose few. Well,this time I lost my seat.”

Coffee Anonymous

January 30, 2009

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Tony’s humour sucks

August 21, 2008

TONY
“I couldn’t find my old seat anywhere so I got myself a new one. D’you like it?”

PHILIP
“It’s beautiful. Where did you find it?”

TONY
“Just out back, in the alleyway.”

PHILIP
“So, would you say that it’s better or worse than the last model?”

TONY
“It’s comfortable¬† … but it sucks, if you get what I mean.”

PHILIP
“Very funny.”

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