TONY
“Hey Phil, did you remember to get me the Advil by any chance?”
PHILIP
“Oh crap! I forgot it again. OK, I give in. Here’s five bucks; you buy some.”
TONY
“Phil, I can wait, you know.”
PHILIP
“Don’t I know it.”
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Memory lame
April 16, 2011Head on fire
March 14, 2011
TONY
“Phil, do have any Advil or something. My head is just killing me.”
PHILIP
“I’ll check; I must have something for you.”
TONY
“Well I’d really appreciate it because my head feels like it’s going to explode.”
Take 2
March 2, 2011PHILIP
“How goes?”
TONY
“Just to tell you frankly, Phil, I’m feeling like hell, if you know what I mean.”
PHILIP
“Don’t worry, I believe you. What happened?”
TONY
“That’s my birthday for you, I’ll tell you. Folks came by and gave three cakes, one of those pies and I also got this bottle of wine too. So you know what the worst part is? The worst part of it is, you know, I don’t even drink normally, but I went and drank that one and I don’t remember anything about the last night or anything. My headjust feels like I got a whole road crew inside it. Thank God that girl had some Advils for me.”
Ain’t no cure
October 13, 2010
TONY
“You got any of that Advil on you? I’ve got a real migraine, if you know what I mean.”
PHILIP
“I may just have some in here somewhere. Wait a second … Here ya go.”
TONY
“Thanks. What a way to start a day, eh?”
Future pain
May 28, 2008
TONY (to passerby)
Pardon me ma’am, I’m trying to get something for breakfast. Might you be able to spare some change for me?”
PASSERBY
“I’m sorry, I can’t. I would if I could.”
TONY
“No problem. By any chance, would you have any Advil on you?”
PASSERBY
“Oh yes. I’ve been getting a lot of headaches this week.
“Here you go, there’s six of them.”
TONY
“Thanks very much. I’ve got a few already, so I’ll have these for later.”
Homeless Man Speaks 