PHILIP
“How goes?”
TONY
“Just to tell you frankly, Phil, I’m feeling like hell, if you know what I mean.”
PHILIP
“Don’t worry, I believe you. What happened?”
TONY
“That’s my birthday for you, I’ll tell you. Folks came by and gave three cakes, one of those pies and I also got this bottle of wine too. So you know what the worst part is? The worst part of it is, you know, I don’t even drink normally, but I went and drank that one and I don’t remember anything about the last night or anything. My headjust feels like I got a whole road crew inside it. Thank God that girl had some Advils for me.”
Homeless Man Speaks 