Archive for April, 2010

Like a flash

April 28, 2010

TONY
“I gotta tell you this. So here I was and this lady walks up to me and she says she doesn’t have money but she could do a trade if I wanted.”

PHILIP
“What was on offer?”

TONY
“So she just pulls up her sweater all the way, knockers and everything, then she smiles right at me and off she goes up the street. Just like that. Now that’s a pretty nice thing to give a guy, if you know what I mean. I’m not kidding you either, Phil.”

Breakfast with the best – Part II

April 21, 2010

Here’s the real photo.

Breakfast with the best

April 20, 2010

TONY
“Check out my breakfast here. They say these things aren’t so good for you but I ain’t saying no to this.”

Sick

April 19, 2010

PHILIP
“You know that homeless guy who got killed last. I don’t remember a thing you told me about him.”

TONY
“That was George, you know, the guy who was missing a leg so he got around with his wheelchair. He hung around down there, a few blocks down the street. I wonder who could kill a guy who was a cripple. That’s sick, if you ask me.”

[Apologies for the sparse content over the last two months. Philip]

Tony impersonates The Flying Nun

April 16, 2010

Tony and Phil

April 4, 2010

TONY
“You know, Phil, our blog readers should see this great picture of you and me that Lina took the other day. Besides, it’s about time if you ask me: I don’t think you’ve ever been in a photo on the blog. Well, let me put it this way, like they always say, it’s never too late to change.”

More on Tony’s cancer

April 1, 2010

PHILIP
“I forgot to ask you about what kind of cancer you have.”

TONY
“Lung, lung cancer. My left one. The doc told me I’ve got a year to a year -and-a-half. I don’t think I’m going to go in for surgery. It’s just different risks when you think about it. And they think it’s already spreading. At least it’s spreading slowly from what they can tell me.”

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