Archive for July, 2011

It’s too late

July 21, 2011

PHILIP
“Hot enough for you?”

TONY
“They said it was going to be the hottest day ever for Toronto and they weren’t kidding, you know.”

PHILIP
“Really? It’s never been this hot ever since you can remember?”

TONY
“Not in the last 50 years, that’s for sure. Maybe I tink sometimes that it’s that global warming and now it’s catching up with us, if you know what I mean. I hope it’s not too late.”

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It’s not happening

July 15, 2011

PHILIP
“Seeing you dressed like that makes me I wish I had my Blackberry with me. You’re quite a sight, if you know what I mean.”

TONY
“Would like a picture of my beautiful knees for our readers?  Well, I can pose for you later.”

PHILIP
“I can’t wait. Maybe you could just avoid wearing shorts and that would solve the problem.”

TONY
“That’s not going to happen, Phil.”

Pride of place

July 8, 2011

TONY
“How are you doing with those speeches that you were working on? You told me to ask you about it the other day. So I’m askin’, so don’t get uppity.”

PHILIP
“Yeah, yeah, I remember. So when did I ever get uppity anway?  Well, I’m seeing a client today, plus I finally got my new website up and working.  And I did the whole design and all the layout by myself. So I’m feeling kinda proud of myself.”

TONY
“Phil, you gotta be pretty proud to survive in this world, you know.”

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