PHILIP
“Seeing you dressed like that makes me I wish I had my Blackberry with me. You’re quite a sight, if you know what I mean.”
TONY
“Would like a picture of my beautiful knees for our readers? Well, I can pose for you later.”
PHILIP
“I can’t wait. Maybe you could just avoid wearing shorts and that would solve the problem.”
TONY
“That’s not going to happen, Phil.”
Homeless Man Speaks 