PHILIP
“So how are you liking the rain?”
TONY
“Are you kidding? You gotta be sorry for the kids. I can tell you, when I was a kid, we always had snow for Christmas. Of course, we didn’t have global warming back then, if you know what I mean.”
Archive for December, 2009
Wet wet wet
December 26, 2009-25 C and irony
December 23, 2009
PHILIP
“Hey lazy-bones.”
TONY
“You talking to me?”
PHILIP
“Yup.”
TONY
“Did you just call me ‘lazy-bones’?”
PHILIP
“Yup.“
TONY
“Are you being ironic?”
PHILIP
“Yup.”
Coulda woulda shoulda
December 20, 2009
PHILIP
“Where’d you go after I saw you last night?”
TONY
“Well I sat at that drug store until almost 3 o’clock. You want to know how much I made in 6 hours?”
PHILIP
“How much?”
TONY
“$7.50′”
PHILIP
“And then what?”
TONY
“I went and slept up in the park there.”
PHILIP
“It was cold.”
TONY
“I know that’s for sure.”
PHILIP
“You couldn’t find anywhere else?”
TONY
“I’m telling you, Phil, if I could’ve, I would’ve.”
Ooops, I did it again
December 17, 2009
TONY
“I hear you put in the blog the thing I said about Edmonton having a dry cold.”
PHILIP
“Yup. Funny, eh?
TONY
“It sort of reminds me of when I was a kid. I actually kind of liked it when it was really, really cold.”
At least it’s a dry cold
December 14, 2009
PHILIP
“Did you hear about Edmonton? Their temperature dropped to -46 degrees [-51 F]. Now that’s cold.”
TONY
“But you gotta remember it’s dry cold. And I know the difference, if you know what I mean.”
Am I tough enough for it?
December 13, 2009
PHILIP
“Cold enough for you?”
TONY
“You gotta admit too, I’m tough enough for it. Not many people can say that, if you know what I mean.”
So sad
December 8, 2009
TONY
“You got any smokes?”
PHILIP
“Hey mn, you know I don’t smoke.”
TONY
“What do you mean … I’ve seen you smoking.”Hell, you;ve had one with me the other day, for god’s sakes.”
PHILIP
“Well, that’s kinda my point. I don’t carry smokes. I bum ’em off you or someone. Even you. You know that.”
TONY
“Well right now, I gotta admit, I wish you smoked.”
PHILIP
“Too bad; so sad.”
I don’t want to talk about it
December 6, 2009
TONY
“I slept outside last night.”
PHILIP
“I thought you had something lined up.”
TONY
“So did I.”
PHILIP
“What happened?”
TONY
“I don’t even want to talk about it.”
Whatsup?
December 4, 2009
PHILIP
Things are getting weirder and weirder if you ask me.”
TONY
“Did I ask you?”
PHILIP
“Sorry, but our Prime Minister getting a unprecedented public rebuke from the Chinese Premier, now that’s something. It’s another nail, as they say.”
TONY
“I’m getting that you don’t like this guy Harper.”
PHILIP
“Personally, I don’t know if I like him. I’ve never met him. But politically? He’s dangerous, if you ask me.
TONY
“How about we talk about something else?
PHILIP
“OK. What?”
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