TONY
“You got any smokes?”
PHILIP
“Hey mn, you know I don’t smoke.”
TONY
“What do you mean … I’ve seen you smoking.”Hell, you;ve had one with me the other day, for god’s sakes.”
PHILIP
“Well, that’s kinda my point. I don’t carry smokes. I bum ’em off you or someone. Even you. You know that.”
TONY
“Well right now, I gotta admit, I wish you smoked.”
PHILIP
“Too bad; so sad.”
Homeless Man Speaks 