The word from the street
TONY
“Did you know that I saved a little hummingbird this morning?”
PHILIP
“No, actually I didn’t know that.”
TONY
“Yup. I’m guessing he must of hit one of the store windows or something up the street. So I found him there on the sidewalk kind of flapping around so I picked him up and he was OK to fly off after a little while. Otherwise, there was a dog there and that little thing would’ve been breakfast, if you know what I mean.”
[Thanks to Pat Dixon for the photo.]
Here’s the real photo.
TONY
“Check out my breakfast here. They say these things aren’t so good for you but I ain’t saying no to this.”
TONY (to passerby)
Pardon me ma’am, I’m trying to get something for breakfast. Might you be able to spare some change for me?”
PASSERBY
“I’m sorry, I can’t. I would if I could.”
TONY
“No problem. By any chance, would you have any Advil on you?”
PASSERBY
“Oh yes. I’ve been getting a lot of headaches this week.
“Here you go, there’s six of them.”
TONY
“Thanks very much. I’ve got a few already, so I’ll have these for later.”
Homeless Man Speaks 