Posts Tagged ‘breakfast’

Sweet hummingbird of youth

September 7, 2010

TONY
“Did you know that I saved a little hummingbird this morning?”

PHILIP
“No, actually I didn’t know that.”

TONY
“Yup. I’m guessing he must of hit one of the store windows or something up the street. So I found him there on the sidewalk kind of flapping around so I picked him up and he was OK to fly off after a little while. Otherwise, there was a dog there and that little thing would’ve been breakfast, if you know what I mean.”

[Thanks to Pat Dixon for the photo.]

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Breakfast with the best – Part II

April 21, 2010

Here’s the real photo.

Breakfast with the best

April 20, 2010

TONY
“Check out my breakfast here. They say these things aren’t so good for you but I ain’t saying no to this.”

Future pain

May 28, 2008

TONY (to passerby)
Pardon me ma’am, I’m trying to get something for breakfast. Might you be able to spare some change for me?”

PASSERBY
“I’m sorry, I can’t. I would if I could.”

TONY
“No problem. By any chance, would you have any Advil on you?”

PASSERBY
“Oh yes. I’ve been getting a lot of headaches this week.

“Here you go, there’s six of them.”

TONY
“Thanks very much. I’ve got a few already, so I’ll have these for later.”

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