PHILIP
“So how’s spring working out for you so far?”
TONY
“I hate to tell you this, Phil, but I’m looking forward to global warming, if you know what I mean.”
Archive for March, 2011
Not hot
March 29, 2011Carpe diem
March 25, 2011
TONY
“So I guess we’re going to have that election you’ve been talking about a lot.”
PHILIP
“What can I say … it’s time.”
Dwelling in possibility
March 22, 2011
TONY
“Man, am I feeling rough today.”
PHILIP
“Well, like you say to me when I’m down, it gets better.”
TONY
“Easy for you to say.”
Are we there yet?
March 17, 2011
PHILIP
“You know, there’s going to be a federal election in May?”
TONY
“Phil, no offense, but just wake me when it happens, OK.”
PHILIP
“No problem.”
A close flyby
March 16, 2011
PHILIP
I’m in a bad mood so I’m not gonna stop to chat this time. Sorry.”
TONY
`Nooooooo problem. Don’t I know it.”
Exposed on the cliffs of the heart
March 15, 2011
TONY
“That tsunami over in Japan … it just makes me sick in my heart looking at those pictures and how bad things are for those people. We’ve all got to be praying for them and I hope the nuclear problems don’t even get worse from here.”
Head on fire
March 14, 2011
TONY
“Phil, do have any Advil or something. My head is just killing me.”
PHILIP
“I’ll check; I must have something for you.”
TONY
“Well I’d really appreciate it because my head feels like it’s going to explode.”
That’s what friends are for
March 10, 2011
TONY
“You heard the one about “the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain?”
PHILIP
“My mom taught me that one, I think.”
TONY
“That’s what mom’s are for.”
In the early morning rain
March 7, 2011
PHILIP
“I saw that they’re calling for rain for two days starting Wednesday morning.”
TONY
“Oh boy, well it gets me shivering just thinking about it. You know, it’s sometimes just better just to have it snow even when it’s cold too. It looks nicer, that’s one thing that’s for sure.”
So you say you want a revolution
March 6, 2011
PHILIP
“Have you been keeping up with the revolutions in Egypt and Libya and all that’s going on?”
TONY
“Well, I can tell you one thing: you got to have big ones to do what they’re doing if you know what I mean. I mean things have got to be pretty bad for people to fight those tanks with their bare hands.”
Wry at 7am
March 4, 2011
TONY
“Good morning, I think.”
Take 2
March 2, 2011PHILIP
“How goes?”
TONY
“Just to tell you frankly, Phil, I’m feeling like hell, if you know what I mean.”
PHILIP
“Don’t worry, I believe you. What happened?”
TONY
“That’s my birthday for you, I’ll tell you. Folks came by and gave three cakes, one of those pies and I also got this bottle of wine too. So you know what the worst part is? The worst part of it is, you know, I don’t even drink normally, but I went and drank that one and I don’t remember anything about the last night or anything. My headjust feels like I got a whole road crew inside it. Thank God that girl had some Advils for me.”
Homeless Man Speaks 