Posts Tagged ‘never’

Reality bites

November 29, 2011

“I wish I’d taken better care of my teeth back then when I had a chance. That’s something you just can’t get back, ever.”

I remember when

November 17, 2011

Hello all,
I’ve got so many notes from the many conversations we had over the years. Especially as the blog has attracted a much larger following in the last four weeks, I will write them down properly and post them. Here’s one:

“You know where I want to go to end my old age?”

“Where? Why are you thinking that?”

“Don’t tell me that you don’t think about it yourself. Anyway, I’m keeling over when I’m near the ocean if I can and I’ve never seen the ocean in my whole life. So that’s my way to go if you want my opinion.”

Like a flash

April 28, 2010

“I gotta tell you this. So here I was and this lady walks up to me and she says she doesn’t have money but she could do a trade if I wanted.”

“What was on offer?”

“So she just pulls up her sweater all the way, knockers and everything, then she smiles right at me and off she goes up the street. Just like that. Now that’s a pretty nice thing to give a guy, if you know what I mean. I’m not kidding you either, Phil.”

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