Posts Tagged ‘chance’

Reality bites

November 29, 2011

TONY
“I wish I’d taken better care of my teeth back then when I had a chance. That’s something you just can’t get back, ever.”

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Memory lame

April 16, 2011

TONY
“Hey Phil, did you remember to get me the Advil by any chance?”

PHILIP
“Oh crap!  I forgot it again. OK, I give in. Here’s five bucks; you buy some.”

TONY
“Phil, I can wait, you know.”

PHILIP
“Don’t I know it.”

Taking his chances

January 9, 2011

PHILIP
“I wanted to tell you that I posted the video about that homeless guy with the radio announcer voice.”

TONY
“Well he sure deserved to get an another chance with a voice like that one. Some people deserve a second chance, if you know what I mean.”

Broken sole

February 23, 2010

TONY
“Check this out, my sole split in two. It was a total fluke. I was getting my stuff out the basement I’d been using and there was this one nail sticking up on the floor. I stepped on it and it went through the boot and into my foot. A total fluke.”

PHILIP
“So did you get a Tetanus shot?”

TONY
“I sure do. You gotta have one when you live like I do, if you know what I mean.”

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