TONY
“I wish I’d taken better care of my teeth back then when I had a chance. That’s something you just can’t get back, ever.”
Posts Tagged ‘chance’
Reality bites
November 29, 2011Memory lame
April 16, 2011
TONY
“Hey Phil, did you remember to get me the Advil by any chance?”
PHILIP
“Oh crap! I forgot it again. OK, I give in. Here’s five bucks; you buy some.”
TONY
“Phil, I can wait, you know.”
PHILIP
“Don’t I know it.”
Taking his chances
January 9, 2011
PHILIP
“I wanted to tell you that I posted the video about that homeless guy with the radio announcer voice.”
TONY
“Well he sure deserved to get an another chance with a voice like that one. Some people deserve a second chance, if you know what I mean.”
Broken sole
February 23, 2010
TONY
“Check this out, my sole split in two. It was a total fluke. I was getting my stuff out the basement I’d been using and there was this one nail sticking up on the floor. I stepped on it and it went through the boot and into my foot. A total fluke.”
PHILIP
“So did you get a Tetanus shot?”
TONY
“I sure do. You gotta have one when you live like I do, if you know what I mean.”
Homeless Man Speaks 