TONY
“I gotta tell you this. So here I was and this lady walks up to me and she says she doesn’t have money but she could do a trade if I wanted.”
PHILIP
“What was on offer?”
TONY
“So she just pulls up her sweater all the way, knockers and everything, then she smiles right at me and off she goes up the street. Just like that. Now that’s a pretty nice thing to give a guy, if you know what I mean. I’m not kidding you either, Phil.”
Homeless Man Speaks 