Posts Tagged ‘walking’

New transportation policy

June 9, 2011

“You can’t ride your bike anymore, eh?

“Nope, no way. The legs just aren’t there anymore, if you know what I mean. Now I gotta walk everywhere and, I’ll tell you, that hurts but at least I can do it. What a guy needs is one of those instant transporters from Star Trek.”

Hold on

October 21, 2010

“I always like to see a girl and a boy holding hands walking down the street. Reminds me of the old days. if you know what I mean.”

Feet in the clouds

May 14, 2010

“Check out my new shoes. You know, they go for more than $100 a pair.  The guy up at the shoe store gave ’em to me.”

“How did that happen?”

“Well, he walks down the street, he looks at my shoes and he tells me I should have better shoes. Next thing you know, he brings me into the store, he goes in the back and comes ou with these and he just gives me them. And, let me tell you, are they comfortable, you know. It’s like walking on a cloud in these.”

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