Posts Tagged ‘bicycle’

New transportation policy

June 9, 2011

PHILIP
“You can’t ride your bike anymore, eh?

TONY
“Nope, no way. The legs just aren’t there anymore, if you know what I mean. Now I gotta walk everywhere and, I’ll tell you, that hurts but at least I can do it. What a guy needs is one of those instant transporters from Star Trek.”

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Unsafe at any speed

November 12, 2009

Welts on Tonys leg - Nov 12 2009

TONY
“Check these out. I had to go across the bridge five times for my friend, you know, and I’ve been banging myself up. I’m getting too old for this bike.”

Not alone

August 4, 2009

2 women on bikes - Aug 4 2009

TONY
“Hey Phil. How’re doing this morning?”

PHILIP
“I’m tired and I feel like crap.”

TONY
“You’re definitely not alone on that one, if you know what I mean.”

If you are not willing to risk the uusual you will have to settle for the ordinary

They got him

July 23, 2009

220 dollars - Jul 23 2009

TONY
“Look what I got.”

PHILIP
“No.”

TONY
“Yup, two of ’em. $220 for breaking the Highway Traffic Act.”

PHILIP
“What for?”

“Well, I didn’t come to a complete stop at a stop sign and also I didn’t have a bell.”

PHILIP
“They’re hittiing you up for $110 for not coming to a complete stop on your bicycle?”

TONY
“Yup. They got me on that one.”

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