TONY
“I couldn’t find my old seat anywhere so I got myself a new one. D’you like it?”
PHILIP
“It’s beautiful. Where did you find it?”
TONY
“Just out back, in the alleyway.”
PHILIP
“So, would you say that it’s better or worse than the last model?”
TONY
“It’s comfortable … but it sucks, if you get what I mean.”
PHILIP
“Very funny.”
Homeless Man Speaks 