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Giving no quarter

August 16, 2007

Saul to Paul

“Did I ever tell you about this guy who tossed me a quarter and he says to me:, ‘I hope you aren’t gonna use that for cocaine.’ So I say ‘excuse me,’ and then said to him that I didn’t use cocaine and he could take back his quarter if he wanted.

“Then he comes back another time and says that he was wrong to say what he said.

“You know, now we’re best buddies.”

Tossing bread upon the waters

July 8, 2007


“Why are you doing that?”

“Doing what?”

“You’re a homeless guy tossing bits of your bread to pigeons, that’s what.”

“Well sometimes they’re the only company I have.”

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