Archive for the 'rats' Category

A cheesy old yarn

May 25, 2007

Rat marks

“Where’d you sleep last night?”

“On that porch I told you about. Like always, I hung my socks over the plywood to air ’em out. So some guy comes by and I think maybe he smelled my socks; anyway he asks me why I’m hanging my socks there so I told him I’m trying to keep the rats away but the problem is that they get used to the smell after a while.”

The best rats

May 21, 2007

Shoe shine

“Sometimes those rats are almost as big as raccoons. The best rats I’ve seen are as long as two of my shoes. And look at my feet; they’re size 12’s. So I’ve seen some rats in my life.”


May 18, 2007

Rough on rats

“So I was telling a guy about the rats that sometimes come to the porch where I’m sleeping most nights. Two days later he walks up and puts a plastic bag with rat poison on my little stool here. The rats don’t bother me so I don’t really need the stuff.”

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