The curious incident of the cat in the night-time

May 8, 2008


PHILIP
“You’re looking a bit pale this morning.”

TONY

“I’m sure I am. So, here’s my question to you for this morning. See if you can guess why a cop evicted me from a park last night?”

PHILIP
“OK I give up.”

TONY
“Some lady didn’t like that I was snoring so loud in the park. Seems her cat tore right through the window screen because of all the noise I was making. So she called the cops. She even wants me to pay for a new window screen for her.

“I never knew that it was against the law to snore too loud but it is.”

PHILIP
“C’mon, you’re just making this up, right?”

TONY
“No word of a lie, Phil. It’s what actually happened.”

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2 Responses to “The curious incident of the cat in the night-time”

  1. debbielynn Says:

    I figure the cat probably tore through the window screen to get away from her. That’s more likely the case.

    Geez.

  2. Claudia Says:

    Nothing else better happen. That’s a load of crap!


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