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Absolute truth

April 7, 2011

PHILIP
“Did you know that the Flames are out of the playoffs?”

TONY
“Now why would you even know that, if I may ask?”

PHILIP
“I have no idea why I know that, you know. It’s true though, eh?”

TONY
“Yup, that’s the absolute truth. You know, I feel bad for the Calgarians — they’re nice people.”

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Blogging and nothingness

February 23, 2011

TONY
“Did you put anything up on the blog after the one we did with that housefly diagram you put up there?”

PHILIP
“Nothing at all, actually, I have to admit.”

TONY
“We haven’t talked much, that much is true I guess .”

PHILIP
“We can post this conversation we’re having right now. That would be cool.”

TONY
“I’ll buy that.”

The curious incident of the cat in the night-time

May 8, 2008


PHILIP
“You’re looking a bit pale this morning.”

TONY

“I’m sure I am. So, here’s my question to you for this morning. See if you can guess why a cop evicted me from a park last night?”

PHILIP
“OK I give up.”

TONY
“Some lady didn’t like that I was snoring so loud in the park. Seems her cat tore right through the window screen because of all the noise I was making. So she called the cops. She even wants me to pay for a new window screen for her.

“I never knew that it was against the law to snore too loud but it is.”

PHILIP
“C’mon, you’re just making this up, right?”

TONY
“No word of a lie, Phil. It’s what actually happened.”

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