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Absolute truth

April 7, 2011

PHILIP
“Did you know that the Flames are out of the playoffs?”

TONY
“Now why would you even know that, if I may ask?”

PHILIP
“I have no idea why I know that, you know. It’s true though, eh?”

TONY
“Yup, that’s the absolute truth. You know, I feel bad for the Calgarians — they’re nice people.”

Tony’s body of knowledge

May 26, 2010

TONY
“This heat is just killing me. I was down in the hospital for three hours yesterday. I was really lucky, my bus driver friend saw me and got me on his bus because I’ll tell you, I was really getting dizzy in the heat.”

PHILIP
“So what happens now?”

TONY
“Well now at least I know I can cool down in their emergency waiting room.”

In and out

May 26, 2009

stomach - faculty.ucc.edu - May 26 2009

PHILIP
“How areĀ  doing?”

TONY
“My stomach’s been bad again. Couldn’t eat hardly anything the last two days.”

PHILIP
“What are you eating?”

TONY
“Nothing particular.”

PHILIP
“No wonder you’re looking so skin and bones. You gotta do something about that.”

TONY
“Don’t I know it.”

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