Posts Tagged ‘eat’

Sick or sorry

June 30, 2011

TONY
“I don’t know if I should tell you or not, because what I saw last night was pretty disgusting, and I don’t know if our blog readers will want to hear about it.”

PHILIP
“I have no idea what you’re talking about and I’m not sure I want to know either.”

TONY
“Well, you know the old homeless guy with that big beard and pushes around the old grocery cart with all the plastic bags?”

PHILIP
“I think I know who you’re talking about …  I think I know the guy.”

TONY
“OK, Phil, I don’t know how to say this to you but he eats his own skin, I mean really eats it, tears it right off his own legs. I just saw him doing it last night and I was thinking about it now, you know. Once I even saw him do it so I got him a sandwich to eat instead. And you wouldn’t believe it but he just went and shoved my sandwich into one of the bags and went right back to eating his own skin. I never know whether to feel sick or sorry for him after seeing that, if you know what I mean.”

Life choices

February 19, 2010

TONY
“Yesterday was totally dead out here. You know, I made $20 in 14 hours, which is pretty bad if you have to eat and find a warm place to sleep, if you know what I mean.”

In and out

May 26, 2009

stomach - faculty.ucc.edu - May 26 2009

PHILIP
“How are  doing?”

TONY
“My stomach’s been bad again. Couldn’t eat hardly anything the last two days.”

PHILIP
“What are you eating?”

TONY
“Nothing particular.”

PHILIP
“No wonder you’re looking so skin and bones. You gotta do something about that.”

TONY
“Don’t I know it.”

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