Archive for May 25th, 2007

A cheesy old yarn

May 25, 2007

Rat marks

PHILIP
“Where’d you sleep last night?”

TONY
“On that porch I told you about. Like always, I hung my socks over the plywood to air ’em out. So some guy comes by and I think maybe he smelled my socks; anyway he asks me why I’m hanging my socks there so I told him I’m trying to keep the rats away but the problem is that they get used to the smell after a while.”

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