TONY
“I lost my crutch a few days back.”
PHILIP
“How’d that happen?”
TONY
“Someone stole it.”
PHILIP
“You’ve gotta be kidding. Someone stole a worn-out crutch from a homeless guy?”
TONY
“Yup. Then the other day, I see a guy walking towards me and that’s my crutch he’s got. So when he walks by, I grab the crutch. He tells me he bought it fair and square but show him a special black mark near the bottom — that’s the mark that was on my crutch. So he gave it back.”
Homeless Man Speaks 