Homeless Man Speaks

TONY
“I feel like hell today. I’ve got the runs, everything.”

PHILIP
“Food poisoning?”

TONY
“No, it’s the chicken. I’ve gotta stop eating chicken.”

PHILIP
“Did you eat bad chicken, I mean chicken that’s gone bad?”

TONY
“No. It’s just regular chicken. Nothing wrong with it except it’s making me sick.”

PHILIP
“How could regular chicken make you sick? I’ve never heard of that. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone having an allergy to chicken.”

TONY
“Well maybe I’m the first one.”

This entry was posted on February 10, 2009 at 9:37 am and is filed under homelessness.

Tags: allergy, chicken, dance, runs, sick