Posts Tagged ‘woman’

It’s about a woman

November 23, 2009

TONY
“Did I tell you about the time I asked a woman out when I was younger?”

PHILIP
“I don’t remember hearing about this. What’s up with you?”

TONY
“Sometimes when you get told “no”, you actually feel the hurt, if you know what I mean. I know you get over it, but at least you notice it.”

PHILIP
“I think I get your meaning.”

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After I undressed her

August 28, 2008

TONY
“You see that blond girl that just walked up the street?  That’s the Swedish woman I was going to tell you about.”

PHILIP
“About what?”

TONY
“Well, the first time she walked up the street, she sees I looking at her, well what do you expect, I mean she’s gorgeous. Anyway, she’s comes right up to me and says: “Stop doing that.’  She can see that I’m undressing her in my mind. She doesn’t like it, I can tell you. Anyway, then she just marches off. I felt kind of bad but what was I supposed to do?

“So next time she comes down the street, I see her coming and so I put my head down and look the other way so as I don’t upset her again. And while I’m not looking at her, she drops me a buck. Since then, we’ve had a great relationship.”

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