PHILIP
“Did you see what the Bruins did to Ottawa last night?”
TONY
“Yeah but it was nothing like what happened to the Seahawks the other day.”
PHILIP
“How do you keep up with this stuff?”
TONY
“Like they say, I’ve got my sources.”
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Right from the source
January 12, 2011It’s about a woman
November 23, 2009
TONY
“Did I tell you about the time I asked a woman out when I was younger?”
PHILIP
“I don’t remember hearing about this. What’s up with you?”
TONY
“Sometimes when you get told “no”, you actually feel the hurt, if you know what I mean. I know you get over it, but at least you notice it.”
PHILIP
“I think I get your meaning.”
The shadow of the sun
August 4, 2008
TONY
“You should have seen what happened yesterday, just up Roncesvalles.”
PHILIP
“OK, I’ll take the bait. What happened yesterday?”
TONY
“Some people called 911 after they found me sleeping on a bench up there. Then the firetruck came to save me but, I’m telling you, I was so out I never even heard the siren or anything.”
PHILIP
“They what?”
TONY
“Well, they thought I had sunstroke, but i was just sleeping. You know I haven’t been getting much sleep lately. So anyway they woke me up finally and I just was so sleepy that I could hardly walk straight. And before you ask me, I’m gonna tell you I had nothing in me, not even one beer. I was just totally tired is all, I just couldn’t wake up properly.”
PHILIP
“So these people were really concerned about you.”
TONY
“Yeah, that happens sometimes.”
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