Posts Tagged ‘girl’

Reaching the limits

August 10, 2009

limits - Aug 10 2009

TONY
“Now isn’t she the sweetest girl you ever met? And also she gives me change most times she comes by, but she also gives me that smile hers too. Boy I’m telling you, if I was 20 years younger, you bet I would take her home, no question. You can’t do better.”

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After I undressed her

August 28, 2008

TONY
“You see that blond girl that just walked up the street?  That’s the Swedish woman I was going to tell you about.”

PHILIP
“About what?”

TONY
“Well, the first time she walked up the street, she sees I looking at her, well what do you expect, I mean she’s gorgeous. Anyway, she’s comes right up to me and says: “Stop doing that.’  She can see that I’m undressing her in my mind. She doesn’t like it, I can tell you. Anyway, then she just marches off. I felt kind of bad but what was I supposed to do?

“So next time she comes down the street, I see her coming and so I put my head down and look the other way so as I don’t upset her again. And while I’m not looking at her, she drops me a buck. Since then, we’ve had a great relationship.”

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