After I undressed her

August 28, 2008

TONY
“You see that blond girl that just walked up the street?  That’s the Swedish woman I was going to tell you about.”

PHILIP
“About what?”

TONY
“Well, the first time she walked up the street, she sees I looking at her, well what do you expect, I mean she’s gorgeous. Anyway, she’s comes right up to me and says: “Stop doing that.’  She can see that I’m undressing her in my mind. She doesn’t like it, I can tell you. Anyway, then she just marches off. I felt kind of bad but what was I supposed to do?

“So next time she comes down the street, I see her coming and so I put my head down and look the other way so as I don’t upset her again. And while I’m not looking at her, she drops me a buck. Since then, we’ve had a great relationship.”

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One Response to “After I undressed her”

  1. kim Says:

    Love this post! I can’t even tell you why but it makes me smile.


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