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Brand New Dei

November 6, 2007

Brand New Dei

TONY
“You remember that woman Edith I told you about who’s always bringing me food and things? You know, she’s the one who invited me to visit her Sunday School but I never went? Well, she tells me that she was talking to her Sunday School kids about me, and she showed them some print-outs from the blog. Edith says that the kids just couldn’t believe that a homeless guy would believe in Jesus. So Edith’s going to bring her Sunday School class around so I can tell them myself.”

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Mysteries of the cross

June 18, 2007

TONY
“Phil, do you have some wood glue at home that I could borrow?”

PHILIP
“I know it’s none of my business, but what do you need glue for?”

TONY
“I sometimes carve miniature crosses for people, you know like the one Jesus used but that you can hang around your neck. I promised someone a special cross and I need some glue for it.”

PHILIP
“You never told me about carving crosses. When did you start that?”

TONY
“Phil, I hate to burst your bubble but there’s lots of things you don’t know about me.”

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