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Mysteries of the cross

June 18, 2007

TONY
“Phil, do you have some wood glue at home that I could borrow?”

PHILIP
“I know it’s none of my business, but what do you need glue for?”

TONY
“I sometimes carve miniature crosses for people, you know like the one Jesus used but that you can hang around your neck. I promised someone a special cross and I need some glue for it.”

PHILIP
“You never told me about carving crosses. When did you start that?”

TONY
“Phil, I hate to burst your bubble but there’s lots of things you don’t know about me.”

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