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Tony promotes under-age smoking

March 27, 2008

Elmo and cigarette

TONY
“Hey Phil, did I show you my friend Elmo’s a great guy for holding my cigarette? Doesn’t take any drags but I’ve got to be careful about burning his lips.”

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Has anybody seen my sweet sister Rose?

November 22, 2007

 

Face to face

TONY
“You won’t believe this. I saw my sister Rose. It was a total fluke. I’d been getting these feelings that I should go to up the bingo hall, you know, up on Lansdowne. So two nights ago, I went up there. Just as I’m getting up there, the place is having a smoke break, and people are coming out to light up. And there comes my older sister in the middle of the crowd, and she looks at me and I look at her and we just stand there looking at each other. It was a total fluke. Finally I say to her: ‘Where’s my hug?’ and she comes up and gives me one.”

Posted in anybody, bing, cigarette, f2f, fluke, Gypsy Rose, homelessness, hug, illusion, Landsdowne Av., optical allusion, optical illusion, Rose, sister, smoke break, Tony Orlando and Dawn | 3 Comments »

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