TONY
“Hey Phil, want to hear about some idiot being really mean-spirited. Someone left me some cheese, a block of it, you know the Cracker Barrel kind. So when I find the cheese this morning, it’s gotten stepped on. Believe it or not, There was also a little note on it saying ‘you deserve it.’ ”
PHIL
“C’mon. You’re making this up.”
TONY
“Phil, when you’re on the streets, this sort of stuff can happen to you.”
Homeless Man Speaks 