The girl next door, interrupted

June 1, 2007

Birds and bees

TONY
“I remember when I was about 9 year old, I was on the roof of our house and I fell off. I was up there learning about sex with about the girl from next door. I didn’t know nothing about sex, so she was kind of teaching me if you know what I mean. We were just getting going when I felt someone grabbing my ankle — later I found out it was my Mom who grabbed me. Anyway, I took off across the roof and just fell right off. I was a bit knocked out after that but I remember my Mom coming over to me and she asked what I was doing up on the roof before. Of course, I tell her nothing much. So we go inside, and I’m still not figuring out that I don’t have my pants on. So next thing you know, the girl comes to our front door and gives my pants to my Mom.

“I was off girls for a while after that.”

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PS: Tony to the emergency ward at St. Joseph’s Hospital earlier this week and was advised to begin using a Ventolin (or equivalent) aerosol pump to keep him breathing properly. As such, he needs a regular supply of them. If anyone knows an inexpensive means of acquiring them, Tony would love to hear from you. Please add a comment below or click me at philip [@] sternthinking.com. Thanks.

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4 Responses to “The girl next door, interrupted”

  1. Barbara Says:

    Ventolin is offered on the GSK patient assistance program at BridgestoAccess.com

    If there is a homeless clinic in your town, one of the office people can call 1-888-patient to enroll him. An enrollment application and Proof of income will allow him to receive a 60 day supply right away and set up mail order shipments to the clinic every 90 days.

    Please contact me if you need help with this.

  2. Barbara Says:

    sorry I was not clear – the phone call to enroll him will allow him to receive 60 days supply right away for $10 copayment and then the application and proof of income (or lack thereof) will trigger the additional shipments.

  3. unknowned Says:

    ODSB cover most drugs , so Tony can use his drug card to get it????


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