TONY
“Hey Phil, you know what’s mind-blowing? It’s just that I know so many secrets from people — it would blow your mind.”
PHILIP
“What brought that up?”
TONY
“The lady there, she just told me a story when she was young. I’ll bet you she’s never told one person until today. I don’t even know why she keeps it secret. Like my friend used to say, it wouldn’t bother my maiden aunt, what she said if you ask me.”
PHILIP
“Why did she tell you about it?”
TONY
“Sometimes you’ve just gotta tell someone something, that’s all.”
PHILIP
“Does that mean that you’re about to tell me a secret too?”
TONY
“Not on the blog I won’t. My secrets are staying right here with me, if you know what I mean.”
Homeless Man Speaks 