Posts Tagged ‘free’

He’ll stand on guard for free

May 22, 2010

TONY
“I got myself a job for Sunday.”

PHILIP
“Great! What is it?”

TONY
“Well, it’s two hours looking after the corner store. The owner can’t be there and folks keep swiping her flowers plants. I told her it was no problem since I was going to be there anyway. She didn’t even have to pay me since it’s the neighbourhood, if you know what I mean. But I know she’ll give me something anyway.”

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Awash in freedom

June 2, 2008

PHILIP
“Hey, new watch?”

TONY
“Yup. Found it at the car wash the other day.”

PHILIP
“What, did someone just drop it on the floor?”

TONY
“No, I found it in the trash.”

PHILIP
“A working watch?”

TONY
“It’s even got one of those green night lights in it. Free too.”

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