Posts Tagged ‘RCMP’

He’ll stand on guard for free

May 22, 2010

TONY
“I got myself a job for Sunday.”

PHILIP
“Great! What is it?”

TONY
“Well, it’s two hours looking after the corner store. The owner can’t be there and folks keep swiping her flowers plants. I told her it was no problem since I was going to be there anyway. She didn’t even have to pay me since it’s the neighbourhood, if you know what I mean. But I know she’ll give me something anyway.”

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Warm head and warm heart

February 4, 2010

TONY
“Hey Phil, check out my new Mountie hat. Johnn over at the leather store gave it to me. No matter what happens, now my head won’t freeze. I wish I could say that for the rest of my body.”

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