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Bearding with whiskers

December 31, 2007

Bearding with whiskers

“Where did you sleep last night?”

“Do you like my trim?

“Very elegant. Where did you sleep last night?”

“My friend had locked up for the night so I went round to the my donut shop, which is where I trimmed my beard in the bathroom. I got myself into a bit of a confrontation with this guy who came into the bathroom after me. He was pissed that I’d left my beard hairs in the sink. So told him that if he hadn’t been knocking on the bathroom door so hard and pleading to get in, I would have cleaned up after myself like always. He didn’t like being shown up but after the waitress told him the same thing, he went and sat down and shut his mouth.

“Some people like him don’t see that they make their own problems.”

Topic of cancer

July 17, 2007


“You see that homeless guy with the beard coming across the street?”

“I do.”

“Well don’t go buying his story about his so-called cancer. It’s just a scam, same as usual with him.”

The choice

June 25, 2007

Bearded elegance

One of my regulars just shaved off his beard. So I asked this woman who’s also one my regulars if I should shave my beard off. She said I’d look younger without it but I look more elegant with the beard so I’m keeping it.

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