TONY
“Did I tell you that I got my hub cap gotten stolen this morning.”
PHILIP
“This wouldn’t be a hub cap from the van that that woman wrote about on the blog last week?”
TONY
“No, no a guy gave me a Hyundai hub cap. You know I ain’t got a van, fer chrissakes. No, this guy just figured the hub cap had come off a car, which is a pretty good guess if you know what I mean. After he gave it to me so as I maybe could sell it, someone came by and stole it from me while I was on my smoke break.”