Posts Tagged ‘blame’

It ain’t me babe

November 4, 2010

TONY
“Pardon me, sir, could you spare me a couple of bucks for a sandwich?”

PASSERBY
“I don’t have the money, guy. Nothing to do with you. Good luck on you.”

Customer needs

June 30, 2010

TONY
“With school being out, I’m losing some of my best customers for the summer.”

PHILIP
“How’s that?”

TONY
“Summer holidays. Kids need some time to get away, so you can’t really blame ’em.”

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