Posts Tagged ‘bicycles’

Wheels that spin and spin

April 1, 2011

TONY
“I met this guy today. I never spoke with a more angry guy in my whole life, Phil. Man he was a hard one.”

PHILIP
“What did he say or what did he talk about?”

TONY
“Well, he couldn’t stop talking about how bicycles were taking over the city, and you couldn’t drive a car anywhere even though car owners paid all the taxes. He just couldn’t stop and he just kept on saying stuff about bikes. You should have heard this guy. Blah blah blah, I’m telling you.

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Death and texting

May 18, 2010

PHILIP
“What’s new?”

TONY
“You hear about the cyclist who was killed up there on Dundas at Sterling Road, you know on the overpass there? The guy driving his car, he was sending messages with his cell phone, it’s what they call ‘texting’.”

PHILIP
“Oh my god! When was this?”

TONY
“Just the other day. That driver is in for a ton of trouble. Manslaughter for sure, if you ask me.”

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