TONY
“Check out these trousers. You like ’em? They’re from when bell-bottoms were ultra-cool.”
PHILIP
“Tony, I must confess, I am utterly awestruck. They’re so new, yet so retro. So casual, yet so fashionable … ”
TONY
“Hey, just for your information, I’m not allowing any jokes about my pants until tomorrow.”
Homeless Man Speaks 