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Lonely wolf

November 26, 2009

TONY
“You really got on your high horse about politics and the election the other day.”

PHILIP
“That’s interesting. My mother uses that phrase, I mean that  ‘high horse’ phrase. OK, yes, I confess to intense political opinions.”

TONY
“Phil, that means you’ve gotta keep it inside your trousers, if you know what I mean.”

PHILIP
“So here, for what it’s worth, I still think Harper is toast. His last-minute pirouette on deciding to go to Copenhagen totally seals it. Cool.”

TONY
“Poor guy. Too bad, I hope he doesn’t go and off himself, if you know what I mean.”

Tony hears a confession

July 13, 2008

TONY
“Check out these trousers. You like ’em? They’re from when bell-bottoms were ultra-cool.”

PHILIP
“Tony, I must confess, I am utterly awestruck. They’re so new, yet so retro. So casual, yet so fashionable … ”

TONY
“Hey, just for your information, I’m not allowing any jokes about my pants until tomorrow.”

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