Posts Tagged ‘BTO’

Looking out for the plundering one

May 15, 2008

TONY (to a lady who’s just parked her car nearby)
“Ma’am, the ticket cop will be by here in about 5 minutes — that’s the parking machine you want right over there.”

“Oh, thank-you. That’s good to know.”

“Yup, especially now that they’ve raised the fines to $40 minimum. That’s major coin.”

Looking out for Number 11

May 12, 2008

“Did I tell you about the cop who asked me if I needed her to find me a place to sleep other night? I was just up the road, actually near the place where I got that ticket a few weeks back. So this cruiser from 11 Division comes down Ronces, and it stops in front of me and the cop opens her window and asks if I need a bed. So I tell her thanks but it’s no problem, and I tell her I appreciate her asking me. And she tells me back something like: ‘Come on Tony, you’re the law’s eyes and ears when we’re not around … of course we’re gonna care about you.’

“Now that’s a decent cop for you.”

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