TONY
“I had a funny thing happen today with a customer.”
PHILIP
“A customer? What happened?”
TONY
“He wanted to give me some change but he didn’t have any money on him.”
PHILIP
“So what happened?”
TONY
“So he asked me if I would take a credit card.”
PHILIP
“What did you say?”
TONY
“Well I told him that I didn’t even have a debit card machine. He thought that was pretty funny.”
Homeless Man Speaks 
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