TONY
“You look like you’ve been hit by a Mac truck.”
PHILIP
“Feels like it a bit.”
TONY
“What happened?”
PHILIP
“Drug reaction, I think.”
TONY
“Didn’t I tell you to stay away from drugs.”
PHILIP
“It was cold medicine, for God’s sake. I think I had some sort of weird interaction problem.”
TONY
“What happened?”
PHILIP
“I called a friend in New York to go out for a coffee. I thought it was his birthday.”
TONY
“Did you at least tell him happy birthday?”
PHILIP
“I can’t remember. I can’t even remember calling him.”
TONY
“So how do you know you called him?”
PHILIP
“He sent me an email asking if I was OK.”
TONY
“Well you seem OK now. A Mac truck can sure take a lot out of you, though.”
PHILIP
“Very funny. Can I get you a coffee?”
Homeless Man Speaks 