Thinking and dreaming about Britney Spears

March 5, 2007

People Magazine front page image from Wikipedia

PHILIP
“What do think about the news on Britney Spears?”

TONY
“[Begin Tony’s response by inserting your favoured phrase for conveying unfettered heterosexual enthusiasm.] Well maybe some people think she’s nothing special, but I like her because she does her songs for the common people.

Yeah, I saw in the newspaper about her shaving her head which they should just leave her alone about, if you ask me. What’s wrong with shaving your head? The fire guys and the cops do it, when they’re raising money for cancer. People with cancer go bald with those chemicals and they need wigs too. So what’s someone’s big problem with that?”

PHILIP
“I saw a story that said she’s been suicidal too.”

TONY
“That’s probably that she’s got some problems upstairs. I always learned that you can’t pick on people with a sickness, like with crippled people. They should just leave her alone.”

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4 Responses to “Thinking and dreaming about Britney Spears”

  1. jayherron Says:

    …well-if this dont beat all,here Tony is homeless and even he knows who Britany Spears is!!and here I am-no television any where…and only today through the HOMELESS MAN SPEAKS do I find out that she is a singer-whew,glad that mystery is over….now to learn who Nancy Grace is??

  2. Mike E Says:

    Tony: you are a man of genuine empathy. What’s more, you’re right — Britney is the Underdog now!

    She’s on our team.

  3. run dogg Says:

    it must be tough to be famous… (and rich… and being able to do pretty much anything you want…)

  4. Mike E Says:

    Things are tough all over…


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