Posts Tagged ‘service’

Just serving him right

May 15, 2010

TONY
“You know, last month or something, I was asking people for money so I could buy myself a sausage for lunch. Well, I ended up with nine sausages and one hell of of  stomach ache. Just serves me right, if you know what I mean. And I didn’t even eat all nine.”

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Service with a smile

May 6, 2010

PHILIP
“How come you’ve never made me a coffee?” I figure I’ve made you a hundreds cups over the last 10 years.”

TONY
“I don’t know but I’ll make you one if you say how’d you like it.”

PHILIP
“OK, medium-dark,lots of cream and go medium on the sugar … “Hey, look at that. It’s service with a smile!”

TONY
“You betcha.”

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