TONY
“Did you hear about the fire last night?”
PHILIP
“No. Where was this?”
TONY
“Just up the street there on Howard Park, just this side of Roncesvalles. The big one, the new one. You know the building.”
Later the same day …
PHILIP
“That fire you told me about, the one that’s supposed to have happened yesterday, the one you told me about.”
TONY
“Yeah the one we were going to write up on the blog.”
PHILIP
“I googled for a news story about that fire but I couldn’t find anything anywhere.”
TONY
“Sometimes I think that it should say in the Bible that not everything is on the Internet, if you know what I mean.”
Homeless Man Speaks 